Orb FFTs

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02 Sep 2022, 17:53 #130419
Introducing a once-in-a-lifetime investment opportunity: Orb FFTs!

What is an FFT?
It stands for Fully Fungible Token! Unlike NFTs, FFTs can be copied ad nauseum! Need more money? Just copy/paste the debt away! Want to feel rich? Just keep a notepad document full of FFTs on a flash drive and carry it with you!

An Actual Orb FFT:
+-------------------------+
|  Fully Fungible Token   |
|          _____          |
|   $$    /     \    THE  |
|   $$   |   O   |   ORB  |
|         \_____/         |
+-------------------------+
Who needs the Blockchain with style like this?

What can I do with FFTs?
Any of the following:
  • Buy
  • Sell
  • Trade
  • Copy
  • Paste
  • Screenshot
  • Right and/or left click!
  • Print out and mail to friends!
  • Print out and mail to total strangers!
  • Email to your creditors!
  • Store them on an SD card!
  • Bend!
  • Spindle!
  • Mutilate!
  • Fax them to that Nigerian Prince!
  • Burn them to CD-Rs and store them in a safe deposit box for when times get rough!
  • Put a bunch in a forum signature to show off your wealth!
  • Become a philanthropist via text message!
  • And just like Etherium, you can use the Orb FFT to make your own FFTs!
+-------------------------+
|        Dildobux         |
|          _____          |
|   DD    /     \   DILDO |
|   DD   | 8===D |   LAND |
|         \_____/         |
+-------------------------+
Other features of Orb FFTs:
  • Actual ASCII!
  • Compatible with literally every piece of technology, from the latest smartphones to ancient Chinese wood block printers!
  • No hideous ape artwork (unless you want to put a hideous ape on there somewhere, in which case I say "go for it, pal")
  • Since FFTs can be copied effortlessly, they're technically impossible to steal! In the fog of uncertainty surrounding crypto security today, FFTs are a sure thing!
  • Absolutely sure to take off like wildfire! Soon, every corner store will accept FFTs!*
Since FFTs are worth nothing at the moment and can be duplicated endlessly, they can only go up in value! What an investment opportunity! Don't be left behind, invest in Orb FFTs today!

*At the moment, the only store that accepts FFTs as currency is a guy named Mike who sells bootleg software in an alley. He eats them and claims they taste like chicken.
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02 Sep 2022, 20:50 #130441
+-------------------------+
| Fully Fungible Token |
| _____ |
| $$ / \ THE |
| $$ | O | ORB |
| \_____/ |
+-------------------------+
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